I’ve been Lessondary since 1776.
I was sworn in my drinking the sweat off of a retarded armadillo’s back.
I’m 256 years old with balls of steel and a beard of gold.
I own two islands full of albino gorillas.
for you young whippa snappas!!!!
Von Pea - Somethin To Do
So Motivational: The Most Skullduggery of Mixtapes.